- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

tea with milk?

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Kefka > Sephiroth

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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