- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

whats a willy? -brock

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Your mom.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

whats the best thing about polio...death

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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