Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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