Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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I have aids

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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