- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

shammmm is a lesbian.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

mc hammers income.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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