why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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