How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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hey bill!

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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