Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Justin Bieber got laid

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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