Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

xavier stop

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Lets go Yankees

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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