- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Women's rights.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Your mom.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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