- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.