Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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How old is your mom? Old.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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TIMMAH!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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