Cleveland winning something

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

I said I hate niiggers

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

I ponder

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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