- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

why did katy fall off her bike?

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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