Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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ugh good riddance

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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