Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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kkk

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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xavier stop

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Bob dole

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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