What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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I pooped.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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You're welcome!

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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