- Anti Joke

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

I am a nigger.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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men's rights.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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