- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Chicken penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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