A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Charlotte Bobcats

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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kkk

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Bob dole

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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