- Anti Joke

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

whats a willy? -brock

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop