A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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