- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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