- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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