- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have two hands.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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