- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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