man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Dylan is gay

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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