here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Butt Sex.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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