What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

its snowing on mount fuji

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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