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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Women have the right to vote.

Knock, knock. answers door

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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