- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

You know what's catchy? A cold

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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