What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Womens Rights.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Your biggest fan.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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