- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

religion.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

LIFE :(

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

cancer

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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