What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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