- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

How old is victor? Half past dead

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Guess what? The Game.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

Why did the book disappear?

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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