- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Wanna know something funny? Your face

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

ugh good riddance

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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shammmm is a lesbian.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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