What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Sarah Palin

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Roey Jegen

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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