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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

So. The gays. ...

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

speech and debate.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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