Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Flop dog

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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