- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

A blind man walks into a wall.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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