Wanna hear a joke? No.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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