- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Hey, Max!!

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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