- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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