- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

thumbs up!

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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