how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Scott Gomez

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Netflix and chill

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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oooh look a banshee

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