- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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