How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Flop dog

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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