A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Watch your lips.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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twilight

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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