What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

obama is a good president

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Take my wife- to the store.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Your Mom

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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