Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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lewis bedford

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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dead babies

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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