I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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youre gay

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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