What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Women's Rights...

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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45.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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black

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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9/11.

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