What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Libraries.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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equality for women

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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