- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What's brown an sticky Shit

whats brown and booky a book.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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