This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Women's Rights.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Jebron Lames.

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my whole life!

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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