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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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