awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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