Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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have safe sex

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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