- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Female rights.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Knock knock Shut up

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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