A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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