How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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This is an anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Soccer...

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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