In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Face...the other white meat!

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the house burn down? Obama

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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