- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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