Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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