Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Punching a baby

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Republicans

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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