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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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